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Andy looks like a hungry villain.
If this is supposed to be Louie Anderson it's epic. Otherwise, no.
The one accurately drawn feature? Sagging breasts.
Can your pride purchase a cover up tattoo? Didn't think so.
Yes, rest in peace, tattoo-you-thought-you-were-getting.
True. Some things just last's a lifetime.
"... and on the left is what you would look like as a ThunderCat."
So ... maybe just stick to lettering?
Young Yoda and young Freddie Kruger?
Just because it's not horrible doesn't mean it's any good.
My theory here is that the "artist" started out with no talent but by the third face he was just kinda ready to be done.
Remember the end of Empire Strikes Back when Darth Vader takes off his helmet?
Couldn't even draw the neckline accurately.
I call this one "Sunburn."
Not even close.
This might actually work if dad is Danny Ainge.
Looks like Megan fell on some "ugly blocks."
This will definitely give me nightmares.
You are now officially a total badass.
You should probably believe in something else, too.
... but stop spelling.
Twenty bucks says Chloe really does have a nose.
This Christopher Walken tattoo is almost as bad a Peter Pan Live.
Time to get a cover up. By a professional. Who is sober.
I bet when he saw the finished product, the front looked like the back.
Totally worth it.
Clearly done by the same artist who did the eyes in the previous picture.
Maybe just a tad ambitious with the shading.
What's going on with the hand here?
Apparently Freddy Mercury is tough to draw.
Freedom isn't free. Was this tattoo?
Cute baby --> Sad balding businessman resting on a log
Apparently yours took a five while you were getting inked.
"On the tattoo, can you make it look like he has jaundice? Great!"
They look the way their music sounds.
Your only hope might be a cover up, Princess.
Well, maybe the dream that your tattoo can be salvaged.
True, but we can "juge" your tattoo.
I'd still rather have this tattoo than Courtney Love continuing to exist.
This is the stuff of ledgends.
There is no reward for effort in Tattoo Land.
Really nailed the mole.
"I'm gonna cheat a little and put her hands behind her head. Because I'm not great a drawing hands."
Were you wanting it to look like she was gestating inside?
Happy Birthday, mister president.
And this could use a touch up.
King of Pop, meet the tattoo of crap.
Because music are seenging and instrumints.
Never let your artist work on you with greasy hands.
Well, maybe just one.
In fairness, totally nailed the scar.
I have an urge to buy this kid a Glow Worm.
"The power of Christ compels you!" -Father Merrin
"I want you to go off this picture, but make her look twenty years older."
Nohing at all!
"Make it look like he was shoveling coal."
Trust me, you're not.
I want a tattoo of myself, on myself, taking a selfie. Can you make it look awful, too?
Lewis Carroll doesn't even like this tattoo.
"I want you most minimal effort on this tattoo."
This tattoo is analogous to the type of girl Ben Roethlisberger used to assault.
"I want you to misspell it, and then make two crescents that point directly to the error."
This tattoo is probably one of her smalles mistakes.
That's too bad - it really should be.
Oops! We lost an "e."
But what if the they really DO look like this?
When you're doing my portrait, can you make me look like I have a serious rash?
Solid job of capturing the Teen Wolf in mid transformation.
I don't think that's how the proverb goes.
Tragedy? Yes. Beautiful? No.
It looks like frail Barney.
"Tell you what - just draw what you WANT to see."
Never mind - found that "e" we were looking for earlier.
That tattoo mistake is sure real.
Yeah! You ARE life!
Pride of the Yankees.
Doesn't mean you spell checked, either.
Yes, your certainly are.
This may actually be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Okay, so with this one we are just assuming he wasn't going for "chicken noodle soup."
... and you seem terribly weak.
You sure about that?
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